Some people go potty for partridge,
and some get the ‘grots’ without grouse
But there’s one type of food that puts me in a good mood

That’s a nice piece of cheese in the house.
Kangaroo meat they say’s good to eat,
And some think that steak is o great
But there’s only one dish that I ever wish is something with cheese on my plate.
There’s curry and rice, which I’m sure is quite nice
And seafood, or even Chinese
But one thing I like be it morning or night
Is a really nice piece of cheese.

© Connie Harrison, Isle of Sheppey, 2002